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RULES :
1. Pick some OC's...
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
(NOT BLOODY LIKELY I DARE SAY)WARNING: SOME ADULT JOKES AHEAD. IF YOU ARE UNDER 16 I DON'T SUGGEST READING. That is, unless you're fine with them. If so, carry on.QUESTIONS:
1. What is your name?
R: Yo. I'm Ripside.
S: And I am Switchblade. Was it wise having an Autobot and a Decepticon here in one place?
2. Do you know why you were named that?
R: Uh, folks back home started calling me it and it kinda stuck!
S: I got my name from my swords...
Q: Hey guys! Mind if I... BUTT IN?!
S: Qwerty, get the SLAG out!
R: Qwerty? Who the hell is Qwerty?
Q: ME! You sexy mech~
R: You're... tiny!
Q: I'm only a laptop. But that's the only thing small about me~
S: *Irritated sigh.* Can we PLEASE move on?
3. Are you single or taken?
R: Hah, single, of course.
S:...Same.
Q: Man, you mechs need some help. I can get you some femmes real quick~
4. Have any abilities or power~s?
R: I can run really quick, if that counts?
S: *smirk* I can slice a bot clean in half from the top of their head to their hips.
Q: I can get hard REALLY quickly~
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
R and S: What's a Mary Sue?
Q: I can look that up! *tells them*
R: Yeah... no.
S: *snarls* I despise the name.
6. What's your eye color?
R: Blue, cuz I'm a good guy.
S: Red, for obvious reasons.
Q: Ehe... Well that depends on a few things~ But most of the time it can be this pinky-purple colour!
7. How about hair color?
R: Hair?
S: HAIR?!
Q: Dude, we have no hair.
8. Have any family members?
R: All the bots on my team I consider family!
S: *pulls a face* You disgust me. Family is for weaklings.
Q: I can't have a family because I am too busy bonking everyone...
R and S: *grossed out*
9. Oh? How about pets?
R: Nah.
S: Megatron tells me that when we have taken over Earth, I can have a few insects for my own...
R: Like that's EVER gonna happen.
S: Oh, it will.
R: Wanna bet?
Q: My pets are those who stay over for the night~
R and S: Sweet Primus, make him shut UP!
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
R: I don't like bad guys.
S: I don't like Autobots. Who ARE the bad guys!
R: What? You're TOTALLY the bad guy!
Q: I am quite a bad boy myself~ But I absolutely hate people ignoring me.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
R: Illegal street racing. Mmmmm, yeah.
S: *glares at Ripside* My hobbies include slicing up preppy Autobots like this one here.
Q: Browsing the Internet... for naughty content! *Rubs servos together* Heheheheheh
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
R: Hah! Pounded a few 'cons in the face!
S: Likewise, but Autobots and humans alike...
Q: Must... not.. make.. dirty joke!
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
R: Yet again, many 'cons that had it coming!
S: I have destroyed many Autobots with my bare hands!
Q: I have... With my CHARM! OOOOOOOOOOO
14. What kind of animal are you?
R: Do we even count as animals?
S: Just say Cybertronian...
Q: I'm an animal in bed~ Rawr~
15. Name your worst habits.
R: Uuuuuuuh... Does excessive cursing when things go wrong count?
S: I don't believe I am flawed.
R: Oh yeah? I can point out a few things wrong with your FACEPLATE!
S: Come any nearer, and I will adorn this place with your energon and take your head as a trophy.
Q: Calm down mechs. I have a bad habit of... making a mess. If you know what I mean~
S: Oh for Primus' sake. Qwerty. Try and keep this Interview safe for work?
Q: Bit late for that, big guy~
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
R: Optimus Prime is an inspiration and an amazing leader *fanboys*
S: Higher ups tend to be remorseless and cruel. I do not "look up" to anyone, but I do hold respect to those who deserve it.
Q: Um, well I look up to everyone. Being a little taller than a meter has its limitations, you know?
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
R: I guess I am straight!
S: Straight, but I have no interest in a relationship.
Q: Oh, I am all kinds of sexual~
18. Do you go to school?
R: Does academy count?
S: I too went to a training academy.
Q: Pffft nah.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
R: Not really possible!
S: Of course not...
Q: Many, many kids. SO many.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
All: Not that we know of!
21. Am I annoying you?
R: Not particularly, why?
S: Greatly.
Q: Meh. You're stopping me from grabbing aft.
S: Well YOU were the one that joined this interview, UNINVITED may I add?!
22. Well, it's still not over!
R: Cool!
S: Ugh...
Q: hehehehehehe
23. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
R: Ummm I would say middle, I have it better than some!
S: As would I.
Q: I'm bottom. I like bottoms~
24. How many friends do you have?
R: Many!
S: I have acquaintances whom I get along relatively well with.
Q: Like, a million probably. It depends if the interfacing was any good~
25. What are your thoughts on pie?
R: What is pie?
S: Sounds... Interesting.
Q: Guys, pie is a human food...
S: Then I am not interested.
26. Favourite drink?
We all need a little energon!
27. What's your favorite place?
R: I am a big fan of Italy for some reason.
S: I prefer the open roads of the Americas.
Q: The bedroom, of course~
28. Are you interested in anyone~?
R: Not at the moment!
S: Never.
Q: *winks* heheeheh
29. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
R: How about neither? Rust can happen!
S: I'll have to agree with that. Although I have been into freshwater locations, I prefer them over ocean.
Q: I know exactly where I can swim~
30. What's your type?
R: Type of what?
Q: You know, your type of person. Who turns you on?
R:... Go away, Qwerty.
Q: Pffffhehehehehehe
31. Camping or indoors?
R: I think camping out under the stars is pretty awesome, but only here on Earth.
S: I prefer to be in a secure building.
Q: I can do it anywhere~
S: Right that's IT! Get out of here you slimy worm! Leave with your filth!
Q: *Skitters off giggling*
R: I think that's it.
S: Finally. I have been itching to kill you for a while now.
R: Aw c'mon man.
*insert epic fighting*
I apologise for the length of this thing! It was great fun to do and I hope you have fun reading it!